When was the first time you walked into a gymnasium? Unless you are one of those Muscle Kids, we would assume around the age of 16.
It all looked pretty exciting! The weight rack, the machines, loud music and mirrors all around- narcissistic heaven.
We can bet you had a quick chat with one of the trainers, walked up to the weight rack and lifted a weight which was impossible to handle, trying to curl those bells and hit the biceps, with zero knowledge, no technique, guaranteed injury.
You place the weight back in its place (you are quite far from becoming the gym scumbag- the one that leaves weights all around the room) and pick up a lighter dumbell. It makes you feel weak, looking at the other guy with the 18 inch arms.. How embarassing.
That day, you decided you are going to change..
Blow the horns, let the people of Muscleland know there is a new beast in town (a beast in the making).
You are determined, pumped with testosterone and the need to become greater, become better, become stronger and faster.
And slowly but surely, all the determination helped.. You are now a beast of the Land yourself!
We are The Gym Critics and we are here to show you where you can become the best version of yourself!
We test gyms around the country for service, equipment, atmosphere and experience and tell you where You, mighty beast of Muscleland, can get the best value for your buck, the best service and best workout experience that will take you to a whole new level!
We invite you to comment and share your workout photos, experiences and opinions! The more we hear from you, the better for us all!
It all looked pretty exciting! The weight rack, the machines, loud music and mirrors all around- narcissistic heaven.
We can bet you had a quick chat with one of the trainers, walked up to the weight rack and lifted a weight which was impossible to handle, trying to curl those bells and hit the biceps, with zero knowledge, no technique, guaranteed injury.
You place the weight back in its place (you are quite far from becoming the gym scumbag- the one that leaves weights all around the room) and pick up a lighter dumbell. It makes you feel weak, looking at the other guy with the 18 inch arms.. How embarassing.
That day, you decided you are going to change..
Blow the horns, let the people of Muscleland know there is a new beast in town (a beast in the making).
You are determined, pumped with testosterone and the need to become greater, become better, become stronger and faster.
And slowly but surely, all the determination helped.. You are now a beast of the Land yourself!
We are The Gym Critics and we are here to show you where you can become the best version of yourself!
We test gyms around the country for service, equipment, atmosphere and experience and tell you where You, mighty beast of Muscleland, can get the best value for your buck, the best service and best workout experience that will take you to a whole new level!
We invite you to comment and share your workout photos, experiences and opinions! The more we hear from you, the better for us all!
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